|This is NOT the van I was looking for...|
A minivan... Really?
What small-minded, small-genitalia-ed idiot thinks that drag racing a minivan by itself down a residential street at 9pm does ANYTHING to impress and/or intimidate me?
|DORK = Drives minivans very fast |
down the street.
What DOES it do, you ask?
It kinda makes me want to run after the van, rip the door off the hinges, pull the little punk out and scream into his face. There could be bloodshed involved, as well; I'm not sure. But I'll keep you posted.
Where was I? Oh, yes, screaming into the little punk's face, "What is your PROBLEM?! There are children on this street, you dolt!"
And therein, as they say, lies the crux of the matter. There are children. Children who play near the street, cross the road without looking both ways, etc.
|The "After" of the van above...|
To put people's safety and lives in danger for no other reason than to get your kicks? This is just something that I do not understand.
Maybe it's just me. After all, I've never understood humans.